Backsplash protection
When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection
"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."
"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."
"Nah i used backsplash protection."
"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."
"Nah i used backsplash protection."