nut milk
one's semenal fluids
dude wen i got done masturbating last nite there was nut milk all over the place
Nut milk
Milk that’s comes out of nuts.
That girl drank all of my nut milk.
Nut Milk
Some hipster shit that they use in lattes instead of regular milk. Probably jizz.
Customer: can I get some nut milk in that latte?
Male barista: I'm sorry ma'am. It's been a long day and I'm bone dry.
Male barista: I'm sorry ma'am. It's been a long day and I'm bone dry.
Nut milk
A man’s semen
Joel: Is that a jar of nut milk?
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nut milk
The milk that is left in a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios
Guy 1: Do you drink the nut milk?
Guy 2: No, it's too sweet
Guy 2: No, it's too sweet
Seth nut milk
Nut from a middle-aged white father.
Dad named Bill: Honey, after the gun show, you want some of my Seth nut milk?
Mom named Beth: o Yes!
Mom named Beth: o Yes!
Gay nut milk
Breast milk from a gay man
Gay: You want some of my breast milk?
Me: Hell no! No one likes gay nut milk
Gay: sigaf
Me: Hell no! No one likes gay nut milk
Gay: sigaf