Nut-mugged
Nut-mugged (Nut-mugging), When one's nuts (testicles) are mugged. This can involved being raped or just through hard sex. This term may also be used in the instance that one has just lost disgracefully.
1. 'Jesus, I only went to the shops for a pint of OJ and I got nut-mugged by a midget on the way.'
2. 'I got completely nut-mugged by this bitch last night...'
3. 'Oh for fucks sake, why do we always get nut-mugged at football!'
2. 'I got completely nut-mugged by this bitch last night...'
3. 'Oh for fucks sake, why do we always get nut-mugged at football!'
nut mug
Unlike the soccer phrase nutmeg, the victim of a nut mugging has to be male. The victim is impaled with a sharp object in the male genital region also known as the ballsack. Semen and blood begin spilling out of the man’s sack as this gruesome act is performed. The items used to impale the sack usually include tooth picks, knives, and sharpened toothbrushes. This act is highly illegal in every state and country while if done the so called nut muggerwill be put to death instantly. As the male victim will have much difficulty reproducing and spreading his genes.
Bro Kyle is pissing me off I’m about to nut mug him