Nut Salad
A salad that consists of lettuce, semen, and vegetables. Often served in restaurants that Herbert the Pervert works in. Basically a kinky version of salad dressing. It’s a good idea to not eat these salads, because you will most likely get at least 5 STDs.
“Damn! This bitch just put some nut salad on her snapchat story! I want summa dat.”
nut-salad
1.) A phrase uttered after you totally dissed your hommies.
2.) When Karma hits a person really really hard, they have just been served a healthy portion of nut-salad.
2.) When Karma hits a person really really hard, they have just been served a healthy portion of nut-salad.
Hey bitch I saw yo momma sucking some dick again down at the docks.....NUT-SALAD!!!
After getting caught cheating on his wife again.....he was served a healty portion of nut-salad at his divorce....
After getting caught cheating on his wife again.....he was served a healty portion of nut-salad at his divorce....
Nut Seed Salad
The act of licking/eating ones asshole (tossing one's salad) after ejaculating on to it.
Tom gave her a nut seed salad last night!
Nut-ass salad
A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.
A strange assortment of salad toppings.
A strange assortment of salad toppings.
Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.
OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.
OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.