nut time

The last five seconds before you reach an orgasm.

Damn. This pussy feels good...I cant hold it...nut time...!

nut time

time to nut

literally no one:

me: pant hard. nut time

Nut time

A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.

Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"

Banana nut time

A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load.

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."

OR

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"

inconvenient nut time

When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.

Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time

nut-cuttin’ time

Time to get serious, time to stop messing around

Phone Rings...(I answer talking to matt)
matt-hey whats up dude? You wanna go to the party tonight? Ill pick you up.
Me-i can't tonight, its nut-cuttin’ time on my English paper. Ive got to finish it tonight or my figurative balls will be cut off
matt- what the hell does that mean

The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

俚语	nut time
释义	nut time The last five seconds before you reach an orgasm. Damn. This pussy feels good...I cant hold it...nut time...! nut time time to nut literally no one: me: pant hard. nut time Nut time A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day. Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?" Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!" Banana nut time A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load. SHE: "Banana nut time?" HE: "Almost..." OR SHE: "Banana nut time?" HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?" inconvenient nut time When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass. Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time nut-cuttin’ time Time to get serious, time to stop messing around Phone Rings...(I answer talking to matt) matt-hey whats up dude? You wanna go to the party tonight? Ill pick you up. Me-i can't tonight, its nut-cuttin’ time on my English paper. Ive got to finish it tonight or my figurative balls will be cut off matt- what the hell does that mean The time nut To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed. I did the time nut bro Cool bro Bro
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