Nutwert

A type of nut grown & found only in the state of Louisiana. It cramps the fingers so when using the computer you can only type happy-faced smileys. It has also been found that it occasionally gives genital warts, which contributed to the name "Nutwert." The nut itself is a pale pink with separated edges. It smells like fish, until it is boiled, when it begins to smell faintly like roses.