Nylon Pylon
A very tall person clad in made made fabrics like polyester, viscose, or nylon.
'You seen the state of that?-she looks like a lamp post in a shell suit' 'Or a Nylon Pylon.'
Nylon Pylon Special
The act of shoving a nylon orange pylon camera up your'e ass cheeks so far that the doctor has to reach inside you to remove it.
Jack: yo what ever happened to that Latina babe you met on tinder?
Me: Oh yeah, she gave me a bad Nylon Pylon Special and I just had to fucking leave it at that.
Jack: Damn
Me: Oh yeah, she gave me a bad Nylon Pylon Special and I just had to fucking leave it at that.
Jack: Damn