oafed

When upset/mad you tend to say this.

Large idiotic buffoon. Many of them work within banks where they hold down and violently molest their employees

A large, clumsy, slow witted buffoon. One that acts oaffishly.

An oaf is a cuddy who is on absolute reet mode and often can be found being clumsy and drunk. They typically don’t notice how many people they hit as they stumble around and fall.

Old as fuck

Old as f*ck.

(n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.