Oakwagon™
In accordance of several earth shattering forms that no man could ever dream of thinking of. It can also be used to avoid questions.
Person or something: "Ay what time is it?"
You (hopefully after reading this): "Oakwagon™"
Or:
Mean person: "You die."
You: "Oakwagon™"
You (hopefully after reading this): "Oakwagon™"
Or:
Mean person: "You die."
You: "Oakwagon™"