Oatmeal ass
A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.
"Omg! Look at her oatmeal ass!"
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."
oatmeal ass nigga
usually a white person who participates in stereotypical caucasian activities like eating oatmeal
Andrew is such an oatmeal ass nigga his whole closet is from vineyard vines