Obamacare
One of the most successful legislative accomplishments of the 21st century. It has saved tens of thousands of American lives since it was enacted in 2010.
Among the provisions everyone loves:
-- insurers can't deny you based on pre-existing conditions
-- children can stay on their parents' health plans until 26
-- all health insurance now must cover numerous essential health services: outpatient care; emergency services; hospitalization; maternity and newborn care; mental health services; prescription drugs; rehabilitative services; and pediatric services, including oral and vision care.
Wow!
Among the provisions everyone loves:
-- insurers can't deny you based on pre-existing conditions
-- children can stay on their parents' health plans until 26
-- all health insurance now must cover numerous essential health services: outpatient care; emergency services; hospitalization; maternity and newborn care; mental health services; prescription drugs; rehabilitative services; and pediatric services, including oral and vision care.
Wow!
Despite a decade of retarded conservatard lies about the apocalypse and dumbass Republican attempts to weaken and repeal the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, Obamacare is still the law of the land, saving countless lies across America. Thanks, Obama!
Obamacare
The opposite of a McNugget, q.v.
“Interestingly, the polls show that most Americans don’t like Obamacare but they love what’s in it when it all gets broken down,” said Jimmy Kimmel, who hosts the ABC-TV program Jimmy Kimmel Live. “It’s like the opposite of a McNugget."
Obamacare
The care that mr Obama made for us people to survive from the Koreans
Obamacare is good like the hood
ObamaCare
Obama’s full name. The mystery has been solved.
Person 1: What’s Obama’s last name?
Person 2: Care, it’s for ObamaCare. no shit.
Everyone else: And the Nobel Peace Prize goes to Person 2!
Person 2: Care, it’s for ObamaCare. no shit.
Everyone else: And the Nobel Peace Prize goes to Person 2!
ObamaCare
The Affordable Care Act limits insurance premiums and mandates personal coverage. It's basically identical to RomneyCare, enacted by Mitt Romney in 2006.
The mandate was originally proposed in the 1990s by Newt Gingrich and the Heritage Foundation, as a free market response against Hillary Clinton's plan.
The mandate was originally proposed in the 1990s by Newt Gingrich and the Heritage Foundation, as a free market response against Hillary Clinton's plan.
ObamaCare is RomneyCare.
ProTip: If it's based on for-profit insurance companies, it's not "socialized medicine".
ProTip: If it's based on for-profit insurance companies, it's not "socialized medicine".
obamacare
1. n. A term invented by impoverished, dumb-ass neocons to apply negative connotation to the bi-partisan, congressional health care plan.
2. n. A term created to align this struggling bill--being impeded by billion-dollar insurance industries and represented by "the people" organized by Fox News in a "grassroots" movement--with President Barack Obama.
3. n. A term used by dumb shits who watch Glenn Beck and oppose government-run healthcare and are more likely to follow a 7th-Day Adventist ideology over SOCIALISM!!!!!!1!1!1 Hurrr Durrrr
2. n. A term created to align this struggling bill--being impeded by billion-dollar insurance industries and represented by "the people" organized by Fox News in a "grassroots" movement--with President Barack Obama.
3. n. A term used by dumb shits who watch Glenn Beck and oppose government-run healthcare and are more likely to follow a 7th-Day Adventist ideology over SOCIALISM!!!!!!1!1!1 Hurrr Durrrr
Glenn: I don't want nunna that OBAMACARE! Keep the government away from my doctors and away from my guns!
Dale: But Glenn, the government's not taking your guns, and most doctors approve of the Congressional Health Care Reform plan.
Glenn: What are you, a retard!? Obama wants death panels and socialism!
Dale: Glenn, you idiot, do you even know what socialism is?
Glenn: No. I might be able to figure it out, but my head hurts like hell.
Dale: You should go to the doctor, you've had migraines for quite a while.
Glenn: I would, but I don't have any money cuz Barack Hussein ruined the economy, and I lost my job to some Mex-eee-cans!
Dale: Wasn't that George W. Bush who ruined the eco--ah never mind.
Dale: But Glenn, the government's not taking your guns, and most doctors approve of the Congressional Health Care Reform plan.
Glenn: What are you, a retard!? Obama wants death panels and socialism!
Dale: Glenn, you idiot, do you even know what socialism is?
Glenn: No. I might be able to figure it out, but my head hurts like hell.
Dale: You should go to the doctor, you've had migraines for quite a while.
Glenn: I would, but I don't have any money cuz Barack Hussein ruined the economy, and I lost my job to some Mex-eee-cans!
Dale: Wasn't that George W. Bush who ruined the eco--ah never mind.