Obambie

Obambie is to Obama as Zombie is to succulent human meat flesh, the former following after the latter with an unexplicable, unnatural, and above all blind, adoration. Weapons in an obambie hunter's arsenal include the truth (akin to crowbar), logic (the shotgun), and facts (the bullets).
Despite generally friendly mannerisms, be wary, for while a single obambie can usually be either ignored or walked away from, in great numbers they have the devestating electoral force akin only to the power of a screaming hell child over an exasperated mother in a toy shop. Prepare yourselves. O-day is coming.

Barack Obama has a glass jaw. For many months last year, it was assumed that Mr. Obama would be too soft, or timid, to endure the attacks to come. “Obambi,” he was dubbed by a Chicago Tribune columnist. A parallel assumption emerged that the 46-year-old Mr. Obama was merely running in 2008 to sow good will for a campaign in 2012 or 2016. As it turned out, Mr. Obama has proven adept at deflecting punches, shrugging off criticism from opponents as “the same old politics.”