Obesidick
When a woman (or man) is so fat, that when they sit with their legs spread, their blubber slides down between their legs and makes it look like they have a huge elephant cock in their pants. They're basically the mascots of 'murica.
Guy 1: "I swear this fat bitch was eating mayonaise out of a jar."
Guy 2: "You're lucky she was on a rascal scooter, or else you would have seen her obesidick."
Guy 2: "You're lucky she was on a rascal scooter, or else you would have seen her obesidick."