obidiah

Obidiah’s are bums. Since they are tall they think they can play basketball but in reality they can’t. Cant even do a simple layup. Don’t trust names that starts with Obi and end in diah because they will betray you. They are also very secretive and will get a girlfriend and not tell anyone. They buy crocs because their amazing friendly awesome beautiful King, Jade, tells them too. They are usually blacks so that’s a first red flag