Obliterit
When someone is so drunk that they lose all ability to read or write. Most commonly in the form of unreadable text messages.
John: "i waxqrt tiop eserr typou ytoniuhgt"
Sarah "Oh wow, looks like John's birthday is going great so far, its not even noon and he's already obliterit"
Sarah "Oh wow, looks like John's birthday is going great so far, its not even noon and he's already obliterit"