Obonics
A term to describe Barack Hussein Obama's vernacular English. Similar to Ebonics with the exception that this speech type is performed by a Mulatto instead of an African American. It is also used by those who support B. Hussein Obama's Communist Regime. Believed to be derived from Jive Talking, Ogga Booga, and other Ghetto-centric speech patterns.
When Barack Hussein Obama says "No new taxes" (his infamous 'Read My Purple Lips' speech) he was speaking in Obonics which, when translated into English, means "New taxes". When B. Hussein said he was "never a Muslim" he was also speaking Obonics and what he really meant to say was that "he was a Muslim" but didn't want you to know about it or talk about it until it would be too late (later on, as 'pResident', he would 'proudly' admit to his Muslim background when he was kowtowing to Muslim despots and tyrants). When Barack Hussein Obama said his name was "African Swahili" he was speaking Obonics but what he really meant was, "My name is Arabic because my father and his ancestors were (and are) all Muslims".
Oboner
An overly enthusiastic vigor in favor of Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama. Usually displayed during one of his syrupy speeches that wax poetic about the wonderful things his presidency will bring. Most commonly found among those persons who will readily buy into anything someone says based more on the presentation than substance.
"I guess that Oboner you had died down a little when you saw the New Hampshire results, huh?"
oboner
An embarrassing error in judgement by anyone in the Obama Administration
David Axelrod sent an email meant to “debunk” myths, rumors, etc. about Obamacare to the White House email list and asked that it be forwarded to friends and acquantances. Well, it turns out that there is a groundswell of spam complaints building from people who received what they are sure is spam – email they never signed up to receive. Now the Obama Administration finds itself tied up controlling the damage done by it’s oboner.
Obonic
(Adj.) A Dysfunctional mutha!
You makin' fun of me and its so ironic,
cuz my girl's hot and yours' so obonic!
cuz my girl's hot and yours' so obonic!
The Obone Layer
see: Obone
A regular occurrence in the office environment: whereby male members of the workplace become hooked to the underside of their desks by an involuntary erection, leaving them in a precarious situation and unable to walk around the office freely.
The Obone Layer refers to the stretched material covering the protruding tip of the penis, and is a barrier between the obone and the office atmosphere.
A useful tip is to trap the head of the penis under the buckle of ones belt, thus reducing the effect of the oboner.
A regular occurrence in the office environment: whereby male members of the workplace become hooked to the underside of their desks by an involuntary erection, leaving them in a precarious situation and unable to walk around the office freely.
The Obone Layer refers to the stretched material covering the protruding tip of the penis, and is a barrier between the obone and the office atmosphere.
A useful tip is to trap the head of the penis under the buckle of ones belt, thus reducing the effect of the oboner.
Guy A: "Had the best day at work today"
Guy B: "Oh Really?!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I had this crazy obone, and Melanie leaned over to get a stapler off my desk. She definitely touched the Obone Layer!"
Guy B: "Omg, I'm well jelly!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I was well moist."
Guy B: "Oh Really?!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I had this crazy obone, and Melanie leaned over to get a stapler off my desk. She definitely touched the Obone Layer!"
Guy B: "Omg, I'm well jelly!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I was well moist."
Obone
o-bone - noun
The "Office boner"
When you are quietly working away in an office environment, and you start to feel a twitching in your nether regions. You want it to go away, but it just won't.
It grows and grows (and if you're lucky, grows some more...) before BOOM! You're pinned under the desk and can't move for thirty minutes.
Fingers crossed your boss doesn't call you in for a chat...
The "Office boner"
When you are quietly working away in an office environment, and you start to feel a twitching in your nether regions. You want it to go away, but it just won't.
It grows and grows (and if you're lucky, grows some more...) before BOOM! You're pinned under the desk and can't move for thirty minutes.
Fingers crossed your boss doesn't call you in for a chat...
Guy A: "Dude, work was terrible today".
Guy B: "Why?!"
Guy A: "Had a raging Obone and couldn't make my way to the bathroom. Soiled myself at my desk."
Guy B: "awesome."
Guy B: "Why?!"
Guy A: "Had a raging Obone and couldn't make my way to the bathroom. Soiled myself at my desk."
Guy B: "awesome."
Obon
An authority figure with excessively large body proportions. Its gender is not known. Its main diet includes cheeses of any sort,(ex. Parmigiano Reggiano, Provelone, Pecorino, etc.) cured meats of the fatty variety,(ex. Prosciuto Parma, soppressata, capicollo, etc.) and anything else, edible or non-edible, that can be forced down its throat. Its main habitat is its own room, which it has coated in a thick layer of extra-virgin olive oil to ease movement. Its main mode of transportation is to lie flat on its stomach and slide about in a penguin-like fashion. Its immense size acts as a barrier between it and looking like a regular human being from which it has mutated. Its sole purpose in life is to demoralize adolescent humans and to destroy any self esteem that that may exist in an individual. Its main offences are brutally dry sarcasm and condescendence. It is a repulsive species, and would never be desirable to have in one's company.
Oh my god! That lady is huge! I hope she’s like my grandma and not an Obon.
What an Obon. I pity the fools that actually have to interact with her regularly.
Leave me alone mom! Stop being an Obon.
What an Obon. I pity the fools that actually have to interact with her regularly.
Leave me alone mom! Stop being an Obon.