Obscureparadox
A small welshman whose most notable accomplishment is breaking his dick during anal.
LUL Obscureparadox doesnt know what lube is.
obscureparadox
Empirically proves lube is paramount when one's engorged pleasure truncheon is winking at another's turd chute.
"Did you hear about 'ObscureParadox'? That man's anatomical spelunking adventures ended in tragedy because his equipment was not adequately lubricated."