obstructicator
(n) An administrator of the typical sort, who rose to power more through ambition, aggression and connections than through skill, education or intelligence, and who does more to obstruct than to facilitate the functioning and operations of the institution.
The obstructicator was proud of the new forms he had created to cover every possible activity that could be carried out in his department.
obstructive
Someone who will deliberately try to be unhelpful for self satisfaction.
He was obstructive in his description of where he was, so he watched the delivery driver go round three times before he found him.
obstruction
When your lawyer makes an excuse for why it is o.k. for you to prevent a law being carried out because you are not ready to plead the 5th amendment! And thinks you as President are above the law!
The President did not commit obstruction of justice the tweet was not his on his account it belonged to his attorney!
obstruction of cop
A crime a (bad) cop charges you because they believe the presence of a badge means that all civilians must comply with all of said cop's orders. Legally, this is not obstruction of a police officer, as that requires the order to be lawful, hence differentiating obstruction of a police officer from obstruction of cop.
Cst. O'Pig: I said GIVE ME YOUR ID
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop
vaginal obstruction
the equivilent of "cock block", but in terms of females
if a girl is trying to flirt with a guy, and someone tries to interfere, therefore obstructing their vagina - vaginal obstruction
wood obstruction
wood obstruction; unlike cock blocking, wood obstruction is done by an unconfirmed heterosexual male to a staunch heterosexual male. while cock blocking is typically done to and between females, most often, homosexual females or jealous uncockable females, wood obstruction is typically done by closeted homosexual or pineapple lifestyle anysexual males to a strait male, most often subject to more than a fair share of female attention.
Hey, get this; Dude's buzzin' cuzin was worried the plans he and his cuzin made would be derailed if his VAGINA ALARM went off. Phew, someone needs to put down the passive aggression and embrace his latent homosexuality. Talk about wood obstruction in the highest form.
inteslanal obstruction
n. Blockage of the road system caused by presence of too many electric cars.
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Dude! We are never gonna get to the Monster Truck Jam!
I know. There is a Greenpeace Summit in town and an inteslanal obstruction from here to the interstate.
I kind of get a charge out of those guys.
Really? You really said that.
I know. There is a Greenpeace Summit in town and an inteslanal obstruction from here to the interstate.
I kind of get a charge out of those guys.
Really? You really said that.