Obsturbation
The process of getting an unseemly, unexpected, or surprisingly potent thrill out of witnessing something.
I caught myself obsturbating while watching a fat lady breastfeed.
For him, a car show was a great opportunity for obsturbation.
For him, a car show was a great opportunity for obsturbation.
obsturbate
One who observes closely "stalk" an attractive woman with the intention of rubbing one out in her honor. IE: Punching the Clown, riding the great white knuckler
Victim A reported that Candy Dan followd through with his threat to obsturbate, forcing the officer to fill out the restraining order. Candy Dan was already eyeballing his next obsturbating victim.....