Obute

All Obute’s are usually short, lazy & unemployed but with entrepreneurial spirit. They are hoes when single but sacrificial lovers and dumb af when in a relationship.

Just like their names, they bring good luck and shit load of money when you marry them. They hate broke guys and have no plans on settling. Usually proud even when they are broke too. Have a skewed sense of entitlement, humour and are usually always right. They are very intelligent, lovers of good books & everything artsy. They think they are street smart, which is why they get their ass swindled all the time, including their hearts.

Most Obutes don’t have bum bum instead they have thighs and an illusion of thickness when they rich rich. If you see an Obute with bum, marry her & get her pregnant cause that’s like seeing a Unicorn in daytime. Obutes are artistic and love their craft. They give a 100 to anything they love, which includes food, sex & money, sometimes toxic men.

Obutes are dangerous when broke & heartbroken. So don’t fuck with her heart or she will kill you while making love to you, resurrect you, feed you and kill you again. Lastly, all Obutes are short. 5.nothing. That’s their punishment from God for all their wickedness.