Bacon Beacon
The car, or cars that a person allows to go faster than them on a highway or interstate in order to draw out cops.
Passenger: Dude why are you letting this asshat pass you?
Driver: Don't worry, I'm just using them as a Bacon Beacon
Driver: Don't worry, I'm just using them as a Bacon Beacon
bacon beacon
a police siren, namely, the lights of the police siren.
"omg dude you better slow down, there's a bacon beacon behind you!"
bacon beacon
that one poor guy in your school who all the fat and ugly chicks get crushes on, and is too nice of a guy to say no to a date with any of them
Jack: poor dave man. hes going on a date with kelly tonite.
Jacob: the 200 pounder?!?! dudes such a bacon beacon
Jacob: the 200 pounder?!?! dudes such a bacon beacon