Octahedron-access
This is when you reach a state in the universe so unimaginably dank and ironic that you gain access to a new ironic state of octahedron.
You may now access the octahedron.
The octahedron has become available in the shop. Would you like to buy?
That CARBON bASeD lifeform just managed to gain octahedron-access!
The octahedron has become available in the shop. Would you like to buy?
That CARBON bASeD lifeform just managed to gain octahedron-access!