Oculus Cocksoculus
Like the Oculus Rift, the Oculus Cocksoculus is a virtual reality system that provides euphoric sensations to men's penises. The Oculus Cocksoculus is also used as a battery and the test subjects used in these vile experiments are drained of their very life force as you experience constant busting of nuts on an hourly basis. The Chinese use this as a form of torture while trying to interrogate spies. It is said Kim Jong Il invented this to please himself and was saddened when he realized his boner could not fit the Oculus hole. The batteries are used to power the world as more and more men enter the Oculus Cocksoculus, there will be energy for all.
"Time to put them in the Oculus Cocksoculus"