ODBJ
Stands for Oh Dear Baby Jesus. Usually used after you have witnessed something incredibly stupid, off the charts rediculous or something really fricken hilarious. Normally while saying ODBJ, you will be Shaking your head in disbelief.
ODBJ, why are there panties in the cat's water bowl. Odbj, where's my camera I'm at Walmart with a buncha clowns strollin the isles. ODBJ, just saw a chubby fella cruisin on a scooter with a cat in a basket, smhl.