Baconeer
A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme
Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?
Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.
Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some
Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.
Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some
Bacon on Bacon
The act of using greasy bacon to stimulate the taint, which is also called the "bacon strip," and afterward consuming the bacon as well as orally enjoying the leftover bacon grease and flavor.
Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.
Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.
"Honey do you need me to pick you up anything from the store?"
"how about some extra thick maple bacon for some bacon on bacon action tonight?"
"what's bacon on bacon?"
"you'll see..."
"how about some extra thick maple bacon for some bacon on bacon action tonight?"
"what's bacon on bacon?"
"you'll see..."
There's no bacon
The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"
Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon
Hilarity ensues
Person 2: There's no bacon
Hilarity ensues
Bacon
What Muslims (and some Jews) can’t eat
Bacon is good though
Not into bacon
Means that you're not into guys.
You prefer girls.
Polite, food related way of saying lesbian.
You prefer girls.
Polite, food related way of saying lesbian.
"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon" - The Vamps {I found a girl}
bacon
n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.
Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..."
John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."
John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."
Bacon
A thick stack of cash
Person 1: Did you see his wallet?
Person 2: Yeah, that's a lot of bacon!
Person 2: Yeah, that's a lot of bacon!