baconfaced
To be drunk absolutely shitfaced in fact.
Lord Scrote, would you care for another gin?
No thanks Miss fotheringay, I'm totally baconfaced and another would make me puke
No thanks Miss fotheringay, I'm totally baconfaced and another would make me puke
Baconface
Condition caused by excessive whiskey consumption, especially prevalent amongst older Scottish gentlemen. traditionally treated by wrapping a muslin cloth, or bastard rag, around the face.
Alex's drink problem has turned him into an old baconface.