baconizing

the act of doin' the bacon.

Someone suffering from involuntary spasms (That guy needs help he's baconizing on the floor), having intercourse or something that is behaving erratically ie: a computer printer that's blinking and making noise but doesn't print (That stupid printer is baconizing again).

Bacon on Bacon

The act of using greasy bacon to stimulate the taint, which is also called the "bacon strip," and afterward consuming the bacon as well as orally enjoying the leftover bacon grease and flavor.

Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.

"Honey do you need me to pick you up anything from the store?"

"how about some extra thick maple bacon for some bacon on bacon action tonight?"

"what's bacon on bacon?"

"you'll see..."

There's no bacon

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"

Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon

Hilarity ensues

Bacon

What Muslims (and some Jews) can’t eat

Bacon is good though

Not into bacon

Means that you're not into guys.
You prefer girls.
Polite, food related way of saying lesbian.

"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon" - The Vamps {I found a girl}

bacon

n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.

Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..."

John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."

Bacon

A thick stack of cash

Person 1: Did you see his wallet?

Person 2: Yeah, that's a lot of bacon!

俚语	baconizing
释义	baconizing the act of doin' the bacon. Someone suffering from involuntary spasms (That guy needs help he's baconizing on the floor), having intercourse or something that is behaving erratically ie: a computer printer that's blinking and making noise but doesn't print (That stupid printer is baconizing again). Bacon on Bacon The act of using greasy bacon to stimulate the taint, which is also called the "bacon strip," and afterward consuming the bacon as well as orally enjoying the leftover bacon grease and flavor. Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon. "Honey do you need me to pick you up anything from the store?" "how about some extra thick maple bacon for some bacon on bacon action tonight?" "what's bacon on bacon?" "you'll see..." There's no bacon The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with" Person 1: What's wrong with this picture? Person 2: There's no bacon Hilarity ensues Bacon What Muslims (and some Jews) can’t eat Bacon is good though Not into bacon Means that you're not into guys. You prefer girls. Polite, food related way of saying lesbian. "Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon" - The Vamps {I found a girl} bacon n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day. Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..." John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it." Bacon A thick stack of cash Person 1: Did you see his wallet? Person 2: Yeah, that's a lot of bacon!
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