Offee
Office coffee. A bitter, dull, sludge-like liquid people force themselves to swallow when they need a hit of caffeine but have neither the time nor the inclination to leave the office for coffee.
GUY 1: "Man, I'm so tired. Going to make myself a cup of that offee."
GUY2: Good luck with that.
GUY2: Good luck with that.
Offee
The coffee which is so off that it's called Offee!
Why are you having an offee?!
banana offee
When one proceeds to use the peel of a banana as a masturbatory tool.
Example:
The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.
The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.