offense
When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.
Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.
offense
What your local sports team sucks at.
Dude, I can't believe the Cardinals threw another interception. Their offense sucks ass.
offense
A feeling that other people have.
People take offense at everything these days, but not me.
offense
it is the opposite of no-offense, say it when you are meaning to offend or annyoy someone.
guy: hey man your sister is a bit of a slut...offense!
man: ouch guy..that offended me!
man: ouch guy..that offended me!
no offense
A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.
"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."
"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
No Offense
Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.
no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong
no offense
The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.
No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.