office pikachu
the most braullic pikachu, and/or pokemon type rat, that has ever existed. its career exceeds that of any other pokemon and that of most business men, like the ones you see on wall street today. like you'll be on the train, then someone will come in preaching the bible, and mariachis and whatever, and then theres all those wall street guys. THOSE are the ones like office pikachu. office pikachu usually occurs to those under the influence of sour diesel or other drugs. one should avoid office pikachu in the event that he has many bills to pay, and thus will become enraged and ruin anyone in his path.
"shit guys, you better watch out for office pikachu, he's got BILLS to pay..."