Office Pillage
Refers to the plundering and pillaging of an ex-employees desktop and office space belongings that are left behind within minutes of the employees exit, usually when they are fired or laid off.
John: "Hey man, I just saw that Joe got canned. I am gonna go office pillage his desk - you wanna come?"
Sam: "Heck yah. Dibs on his Twilight calendar. Edward is so hot."
Sam: "Heck yah. Dibs on his Twilight calendar. Edward is so hot."