Official Retard of the World (ORW)
You are a very stupid person whose face looks like it got smashed by a hammer. You are also known throughout the galaxy as the ugliest person in the Milky Way. Your name is PooMan and your bisexual
'Hey look isn't that the Official Retard of the World (ORW)'
'He's your buddy'
'The Official Retard of the World (ORW) isn't my buddy, he's my guy'
'He's not your guy, he's your friend'
'He's your buddy'
'The Official Retard of the World (ORW) isn't my buddy, he's my guy'
'He's not your guy, he's your friend'