off the hard
anything that you find good
Oh shit, that new lexus is off the hard!
off the hard
Gangsta. Cousin to "off the chain"
I sell it whip by whip, it's off the hard.
-Clipse
-Clipse
Caught off Hard
1.) That sad moment when you're not expecting a boner, and one happens. Usually because of a once unattractive girl.
2.) The awkward moment when a guy's boner touches you.
2.) The awkward moment when a guy's boner touches you.
Stacy: Hey George. How's it been?
George: *omg, she's so ugly* Pretty good.
Stacy: What's that....? *points to George's boner*
*next day*
Darin: Hey dude. How'd it go with Stacy?
George: Bro. I got so caught off hard..
Darin: That's rough...
George: *omg, she's so ugly* Pretty good.
Stacy: What's that....? *points to George's boner*
*next day*
Darin: Hey dude. How'd it go with Stacy?
George: Bro. I got so caught off hard..
Darin: That's rough...
Twice off the same hard
Engaging in coitus and after the first ejaculation, continuing with the same hard-on until a second spilling of the love beans.
'My God' guffawed Mary at the Golf Club lunch, 'Roger was rampant last night, he managed to fuck me twice off the same hard'