Bacon Smile
After a reasonable amount of intercourse, the penis is removed from the vagina and slapped across the female's mouth, leaving residual sexual fluids, both male and female. The result is a kind of greasy mouth, comparable to if someone were to slap bacon on their lips.
John: I heard you got post-sex head last night, right on!
Adam: No, i just gave her a bacon smile.
Adam: No, i just gave her a bacon smile.
Horizontal Bacon Smile
The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log
hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile
Sideways Bacon Smile
Another term for a vagina, based on one's resemblance to two pieces of bacon arranged as to form a shape representative of a smile (turned sideways, no less.)
His womb ferret smashed into her sideways bacon smile.