bacon stripping
If one neglects to get to the bathroom in time while prarie dogging (turd emerging from ass pre-pooping), the act of leaving a shit mark on the crotch of one's tighty whities is called bacon stripping.
You made me so late that now I am bacon stripping!
Bacon Strips
A smoked pork smallgood that has the capacity to scare muslims, destroy the world and give everyone heart disease.
Pioneered by a YouTube channel under the alias of EpicMealTime as a recurring motif.
Pioneered by a YouTube channel under the alias of EpicMealTime as a recurring motif.
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bacon strips
Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.
Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?
bacon strips
Condition identifiable by stretched, grizzled, dangling, and sometimes elongated flaps of skin that used to be the labia minor on an overworked porn star's (or college co-ed's) vagina.
Not to be misdiagnosed as vaganus.
Not to be misdiagnosed as vaganus.
Did you see the latest Jenna Jamison flick?
No, my doctor said I need to cut back on my daily consumption of bacon strips.
No, my doctor said I need to cut back on my daily consumption of bacon strips.
bacon strips
The outer folds of skin covering a woman's vaginal lips.
"I scrambled my eggs all over her bacon strips", or "She's fairly experienced, those bacons strips are hanging pretty low"
Bacon Strips
A Very Very Very Very Meaty Pussy.
Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with them things.
bacon strip
noun
1 - a long narrow region of hair seated above the mons pubis, usually shaped with waxing, shaving, or tweezing
Synonyms : bikini wax, weasel frosting
(Etymology : bacon : Middle English, from Middle French, of Germanic origin; strip : Middle English, perhaps from Middle Low German strippe strap)
1 - a long narrow region of hair seated above the mons pubis, usually shaped with waxing, shaving, or tweezing
Synonyms : bikini wax, weasel frosting
(Etymology : bacon : Middle English, from Middle French, of Germanic origin; strip : Middle English, perhaps from Middle Low German strippe strap)
"Jerri, your bacon strip is sizzling!"