Oh duck
when your tryna type “for fucks sake” but your autocorrect is tryna spread positivity
“oh ducks sake she did it again”
“duck?”
“fuck. you know i meant fuck, tony”
“duck?”
“fuck. you know i meant fuck, tony”
oh duck
The perfect thing to say when a duck is attacking you, "oh fuck" is not an option.
Duck: *Attacks guy*
Guy 1: Oh duck
Guy 1: Oh duck
oh my duck
An expression of sorrow and/or concern for one's pet duck, who has recently come across some great misfortune.
Veterinarian: I'm sorry, Jack, but it looks like your duck won't make it through the night.
Jack: oh my duck.
Veterinarian: Yes, and we have strapped his bill closed to stop his wailing so as to reduce the complaints from the neighbors.
Jack: oh my duck.
Jack: oh my duck.
Veterinarian: Yes, and we have strapped his bill closed to stop his wailing so as to reduce the complaints from the neighbors.
Jack: oh my duck.