Bacuum
A green 40 volt electric leaf blower that makes an annoying high pitched whining noise that makes you want to stab yourself in the ear with an ice pick….AND then in the other ear.
I was awoken from a deep sleep by the shrill of the bacuum at 6:52am.
Why is my self absorbed neighbor bacuuming water off his sacred facking driveway at 6:52am.
I have a lot a lot to say. What the feck possesses you to bacuum pollen off your property at 6:52am?!
You spray tick killer on your neighbor’s kid again, I’ll shove that bacuum so far up your ass that it will blow last night’s meal all over your precious driveway.
The way you touch your bacuum reminds me of how Bill Cosby touched all those lolitas…Douchebag alert at 6:52am
Why is my self absorbed neighbor bacuuming water off his sacred facking driveway at 6:52am.
I have a lot a lot to say. What the feck possesses you to bacuum pollen off your property at 6:52am?!
You spray tick killer on your neighbor’s kid again, I’ll shove that bacuum so far up your ass that it will blow last night’s meal all over your precious driveway.
The way you touch your bacuum reminds me of how Bill Cosby touched all those lolitas…Douchebag alert at 6:52am