ohio highway special
this is common phenomenon whereby on an n-laned highway in ohio, n drivers will drive side-by-side for several miles, thereby prohibiting passing in any lane. this isn't conspiratorial, just a fact for whatever reason. most common on 3 lane highways were you wouldn't think this should happen.
--you're running a little bit late.
--yeah, ran into an ohio highway special.
--i know how that goes!
--yeah, ran into an ohio highway special.
--i know how that goes!