Oh My Jod
A phrase used instead of oh my god in the remote town of St Donat in Quebec Canada. It is specifically used at the nunnery L'Etoiles Du Nord.
Oh my Jod what is that!
Oh my jod
A strange phrase used only by those who use omg online. It is a bastardazation of saying "omg" and "oh my god" at the same time. Comes out with the ja sound instead of ga. Pretty uncommon.
Laura: I want to have sex with you.
Bartholomew: OH MY JOD! REALLY?!
Bartholomew: OH MY JOD! REALLY?!