Oh Yank
An exclamatory statement that either precedes, or is subsequent, to an inevitable circumstance. The elongation of said statement determines the significance of the phenomenon in question.
Aaron: Oh Yank, I accidentally dropped my phone.
Abbie: Hey, Colin. I found out I have Herpes.
Colin: Ohhhh Yaank.
Charlie: What a lovely day for a drive.
*Car veers into path of travel*
Charlie: Ohhhhhh Yaaaaankkk
*Sound of cars colliding into one another*
Abbie: Hey, Colin. I found out I have Herpes.
Colin: Ohhhh Yaank.
Charlie: What a lovely day for a drive.
*Car veers into path of travel*
Charlie: Ohhhhhh Yaaaaankkk
*Sound of cars colliding into one another*