Oil-Pumping

When a male masturbates while sitting down on a toilet having a dump. It relates to the idea that he's pumping oil (poo) out of his behind with his penis.

When a guy shits in his hand while he jacks off.Very nasty shit.

when a guy masturbates while simultaneously pooping

(the poop is the oil)

When a guy is banging a girl doggy style the girl lifts her ass up and the guy turns 180° while still inserted and then uses his arms to push against the bed and practically see-saw on her ass

A move performed during sex that has the woman on bottom, with her ass pointing up (achieved thru laying on her shoulders on the floor, with her back against the couch for support). The man positions himself so that he can aim his wang downward and entering her, either in the ass or the vagina. The thrusting motion looks like a oil derick pumping for oil.

A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah."

Acquire black tar heroin, as much as you can get. Get a golden retriever, the hairier the better. Find lover of opposite sex who is completely hairless. The younger the better. Shave golden retriever. Then place shaved hair in butt hole of lover and pour black tar heroin over top. Proceed to anally fuck her. After you cum you should be able to spray black tar heroin and cum all over your lover while yelling, "Føles som momma!"