Oinkment
An “cute” way to describe a medicinal salve to a child.
Maddie was in junior high school when she realized (much to her embarrassment) that ointment wasn’t really called “oinkment”.
application of oinkment
The application of oinkment is the only known cure for the Piggy Pox.
The only known cure for Swine Flu is the application of oinkment.