ointment
An old person. Senior Citizen, or elderly individual. Applied, but not limited to, those ages 60 or older. Durived from Teen Girl Squad by Strongbad.
"Mister Pitters wishes he was a teen girl, but he's really just an ointment."
ointment
Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.
"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."
ointment
The gayest word in the english language.
Rub me with some ointment.
ointment
what you get from the doc when ya foot long itches afta nailing a dirty whore
Greg:Dude my foot long itches sooooo bad
Me:Better go see the doc and get some ointment
Me:Better go see the doc and get some ointment
Ointmented
Refers to when someone has a injury and then applies ointment 🥺🐥
I had a cut on my big toes so I cleaned and ointmented it
Ointment
A word that nobody likes, it doesn't just roll off the tongue it also never used in a good way.
Kelly do you have my hemorrhoid ointment. GROSS
Ointment Nurse
A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.
Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”
Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.
Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.