Oklahoman
A man-whore from Oklahoma, Okla Ho Man
Tyler: Man that Garrett is such an Oklahoman. Steph: Yeah I heard he was over at Matt's last night doing god knows what.
Oklahoman
One who is too stupid to know how useless and lame they are
Damn look at those people injecting bleach and eating horse paste, they must be Oklahoman.
Oklahoman Race Car
It's a form of torture, you shove toy race cars up the anus and due to it's sharp edges it inflicts pain and large bleeding. It is largely used as an alternative way of child abuse amongst the people of Oklahoma.
"Yooo dude... did they look like they just had an Oklahoman Race Car or somethin because of all of that ass bleeding.
Oklahoman Food Fight
Tossing one food item between two or more indigent homeless and watching them battle for supremacy; giggles.
An Oklahoma man was arrested after police say he stabbed another man in the neck with a pork chop bone during a food fight. Thus resulting in a apparent Oklahoman Food Fight.
Oklahoman Storm Chaser
the craziest of the bunch. the most ludicrous of them all..
The Oklahoman Storm Chaser is a common breed of storm chaser, they inhabit their homes waiting for David Payne to show up, they get inside the 4x4 mounted with a make-shift Doppler radar, and try to get as close to a tornado. The real question we ask is... Stupid, or Brave? eh maybe its from all the beers.
The Oklahoman Storm Chaser is a common breed of storm chaser, they inhabit their homes waiting for David Payne to show up, they get inside the 4x4 mounted with a make-shift Doppler radar, and try to get as close to a tornado. The real question we ask is... Stupid, or Brave? eh maybe its from all the beers.
"Holy cow, Spencer is a real Oklahoman Storm Chaser!"