Oktoberfast
A proven diet of water, craft beer, and protein powder, designed to prepare pudgy Americans for the rigors of the best holimonth of the year, Oktoberfest! (As endorsed by your good friends Hans and Franz)
Hans: How do you keep up your fabulous physique and not look like a girlie-man?
Franz: Apart from pumping iron, I stick to my Oktoberfast!
Franz: Apart from pumping iron, I stick to my Oktoberfast!