olark
An immortal hill magician who has been known to ride atop pygmy goats while weaving goat shaped baskets out of human hair. This word can also be used to describe unusual or disturbing acts performed in public situations such as: publicly braiding yours or others' armpit hair, heroically catching flies with your mouth, weaving goat shaped baskets, interpretive dancing at a funeral, rubbing yourself against trees that have clearly told you that they are not interested, etc.
"Eliot, stop being such an olark!"
"The other day I saw this hill magician who was so much more olarky than the last hill magician that I saw."
"I went to a restaurant last night and there was a woman there who was olarking harder than I've ever seen!"
"The other day I saw this hill magician who was so much more olarky than the last hill magician that I saw."
"I went to a restaurant last night and there was a woman there who was olarking harder than I've ever seen!"