old as fuck
When someone has hit a certain age where they can start applying for a mobility scooter
Omg you are old as fuck
Old Fashioned Fuck
The Old Fashioned Fuck, also known as the "O.F.F.", is a simple missionary position fuck between a man and a women, just like they used to do in the olden times. Also, is known to be the nicest way one can fuck a girl, and the most gentleman-like.
Todd: Hey Barry, I can't believe you fucked my wife last night, what kind of a friend are you?
Barry: Nah it's okay, I gave her the old fashioned fuck.
Todd: Oh LAWL, I thought we were going to have a problem.
Barry: Nah it's okay, I gave her the old fashioned fuck.
Todd: Oh LAWL, I thought we were going to have a problem.
TOTF (Too Old To Fuck)
Someone deemed too old to have fun, and, or relations with of a sexual manner.
Billy: Oh man, check her ass out.
Fred: Dude, come on, she is clearly TOTF (Too Old To Fuck). Why don't you try finding one a decade younger.
Fred: Dude, come on, she is clearly TOTF (Too Old To Fuck). Why don't you try finding one a decade younger.
Old fashioned fuck boy
A guy who still holds open doors for girls and buys them supper on dates- but also fucks them and leaves them like a fuck boy.
He wasn’t like the other boys around here, he was an old fashioned fuck boy.
like old people fuck
Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.
Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.
Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.
Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!
old fuck
someone who is old as fuck
look at that old fuck over there, he's gotta be at LEAST 102.
Old Fuck
An old fellow who has alot more to him than you think. A continued long stager of the fuckery personality aswell. Alot different to an old fart who just wishes to grow old and just exist instead of living.
George Carlin considered himself an old fuck