old as shit
So old and decrepit that you look like dinosaur droppings.
If she isn't as old as God, she' s at least as old as shit and about as usless.
Old ass shit
It is what it is... OLD ASS SHIT! Irreparable shit laying around the house that needs to be thrown away!
Eric: Dude, is that a Gameboy?
Lyle: Yes, but it doesn't work.
Eric: Then throw that "old ass shit" away!
Lyle: Yes, but it doesn't work.
Eric: Then throw that "old ass shit" away!
Old Saint Shit
The act of defecating down someones chimney as a prank, leaving their whole house smelling like feces with them wondering where the smell came from
Guy: why does my house smell like shit?
Girl: I left you an old saint shit, look in the chimney
Girl: I left you an old saint shit, look in the chimney
old school shit
When one takes a shit and does not wipe to make it quick.
I need to take an old school shit.
on some old (blank) shit
In the manner of the person or thing represented by the word or words replacing the (blank), done in the style of that person or thing
50 cent said he was going to retire, but if he does, he'll probably still come back and make more records on some old Jay-Z shit.
on some old (blank) shit
on some old (blank) shit
old shit
Old shit: is bringing up something that happened over a week ago into conversation just to make your point or argument valid.
Why fo you have to bring up old shit!
OLD SHIT
Old Man, Dad, or Grampa who's loosing it
That old shit can't even wipe his ass anymore!