Old cheese
Your mum. Not offensive.
Who was that on the phone?
My old cheese.
My old cheese.
old cheese
Also can be used in reference to your mother or your wife.
My old cheese will dust me if I go to the pub after work.
The old cheese
Your mother. Someone elses mother.
She has children, she is a old cheese. I am going to call the old cheese.
old cheese
Term used to greet a close friend who doesn't deserve the greeting old mate.
"What's happenin old cheese"
Grand Old Cheese
noun: grandmother.
From the Australian slang for mother-- "old cheese"
From the Australian slang for mother-- "old cheese"
After her grandchild called her the Grand Old Cheese, the grandmother made it her new screenname
Old Polish Cheese Wurst
The act of ejaculating on to another person, and lighting the semen on fire as it come out, often leaving the target with 2nd degree burns, and a smell of burning hair or flesh
Guy 1: Hey, man, why did you and J break up?
Guy 2: We tried the Old Polish Cheese Wurst and she got really pissed. I guess the burn treatments cost a lot
Guy 1:Well, that must have been exciting!
Guy 2: We tried the Old Polish Cheese Wurst and she got really pissed. I guess the burn treatments cost a lot
Guy 1:Well, that must have been exciting!