old dick
wrinkley old dick that looks like a shriveled up weiner with two prunes underneath it
the chick rides old dick
old dick
1) A penis, aged to the point where it has absolutely no sexual use.
2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.
2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.
Woman: Hey there you rich senior citizen, how about coming into the hot tub and fucking me until you have a corinary?
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.
or
Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.
or
Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.
The Old Dick Twist
When one man grabs the dick of another with a firm grasp and twists his dick.
Man in the background: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK
day old dick
you know when you wake up in the morning and you havent showered? that smell that your dick has is called day old dick. also can describe how a dick smells after sex
My mouth smells like day old dick Samuel, thanks for taking a shower!
bag of day old dicks
1.(noun)The phrase "A bag of day old dicks" is used to describe someone who has been a bag of dicks for so long that they are outdated, or tend to smell. The phrase can also be used to desribe a topic that has been used and abused for so long that no one wants to hear it any longer.
2. The phrase can also be used to describe something that smells because it is rotten or just disqusting.
2. The phrase can also be used to describe something that smells because it is rotten or just disqusting.
That group of gutter punks on the corner just smelled like a bag of day old dicks when we walked by.
Yesterday we talked about bags of dicks for 12 hours straight until the bag of dicks grew to be a bag of day old dicks.
Yesterday we talked about bags of dicks for 12 hours straight until the bag of dicks grew to be a bag of day old dicks.
Ye Old Dick Flop
Verb: Act Of Dick Flopping, Ye Olde Dick Flopping.
Noun: A Flopping of the Dick
Noun: A Flopping of the Dick
Ye Old Dick Flop:
Martin was Ye Olde Dick Flopped by Marcus on Wednesday at 12:32 P.M.
Martin was Ye Olde Dick Flopped by Marcus on Wednesday at 12:32 P.M.
10,000 Year Old Dick
An Ancient Chinese Trick: You burry your penis in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb whore suck on it.
John: How Was That Asian Hooker Last Night?
Bob: It was great I gave her my 10,000 Year Old Dick!
Bob: It was great I gave her my 10,000 Year Old Dick!